so i had a dream where somebody was making fun of my eyebrows.

which theory of dreams is the correct one? if it is like i heard once, and every person in your dream is actually you, then it was me making fun of my own eyebrows. the horror.

10,000 dreams interpreted, written by one gustavus hindman miller, has this to say about eyebrow dreams: "eyebrows, denotes that you will encounter sinister obstacles in your immediate future." but he sort of says that about everything.