AN INQUIRY INTO MATTERS OF EXAGGERATED IMPORTANCE
TOPICS OF POTENTIAL INTEREST:
shyness comes from personal experience and as a nod to borges. heartbreak comes from life and the movies. both shyness and heartbreak, like high school football, have more energy invested in them than they're worth. the idea is half-baked, but the title has persisted for years. and i didn't even pay attention to football in high school.