PRINCIPAL DAYTIME FANTASIES


FANTASIES OF BEING IMPRESSIVE:
-off-the-cuff insight
-formidable piano/public speaking skills
-mesmerizing physique

FANTASIES OF BEING DEVASTATED:
-all loved ones dying together in a van accident (on the way to my birthday party)
-shot or stabbed in public
-family shot or stabbed in public

SUPERNATURAL RELIEF FANTASIES:
-new nose cleansing technology uncovers superior sense of smell
-same as above, but with earwax and hearing
-full-body chemical peel uncovers skin like baby's